HARDCORE COUNTRY (HSR) -- Today, history was made in an exceptionally close election where the second Hardcore Councilman was named. By the slim margin of 75-72, the Rickster escaped with the councilmanship and has been appointed to represent the best interest of Hardcore Country.
Many attribute Rickster's victory to his showing up in Minneapolis and receiving a kiss from Salacious Stacey, while others attribute it to the support of the Hardcore convoy.
"Do I have to listen to the councilman?" asked "The Big E" Eric Cohen, who was concerned about the Rickster's election. "I'm scared shitless, I worry about what this guy will do to Hardcore Country," said Cohen.
Bruder was humble in defeat, saying "you're going to have to listen to the Rickster," and told Cohen that he was "lucky" he was not elected. "Rickster, congratulations bud, you fuckin' earned it," said Bruder, who expressed interest in being the Hardcore warden.
Bruder also expressed concern about the new, softer Rickster and wants to see the old, angry Rickster return as councilman. "We have seen what softness does to the councilman, we had four months of Cohen as the councilman," said Bruder.
Rickster's election as councilman is active immediately.
Posted
Aug 23 2008, 01:24 AM
by
Aaron Bronsteter