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Pizzo's Points Feb 8th

Rob Pizzo — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:59:00 GMT

CoversExperts - February 8th

Hainser — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:09:00 GMT

Hey Hardcores, Cam is still in Vegas so it will be Rob Pizzola, who I may add made a tidy profit on the Super Bowl last night, and the one and only Eric Cohen. Joining them are Sean Murphy with his free NHL play and Ted Sevransky with his free NBA play. Let's make those units!

ERIC COHEN’s PICKS

NHL

NEW JERSEY @ PHILADELPHIA

PICK: OVER 5.5 goals, +120

SAN JOSE @ TORONTO

PICK: UNDER 5.5 goals, +105

EDMONTON @ PHOENIX

PICK: UNDER 5.5 goals, -130

LOS ANGELES @ ANAHEIM

PICK: ANAHEIM DUCKS -110

NBA

SAN ANTONIO @ LA LAKERS

PICK: LOS ANGELES LAKERS -4, -105

DALLAS @ GOLDEN STATE

PICK: DALLAS MAVERICKS -4, -105

ROB PIZZOLA’S PICKS

NHL

NEW JERSEY @ PHILADELPHIA

PICK: UNDER 5.5 goals, -130

EDMONTON @ PHOENIX

PICK: UNDER 5.5 goals, -130

ST. LOUIS @ COLORADO

PICK: ST. LOUIS BLUES +145

NBA

SAN ANTONIO @ LA LAKERS

PICK: SAN ANTONIO SPURS +4, -105

NCAA BASKETBALL

LOUISIANA TECH @ NEW MEXICO STATE

PICK: LOUISIANA TECH BULLDOGS +2.5, -105

FAIRFIELD @ SIENA

PICK: SIENA SAINTS -11.5, -105

COVERS EXPERTS’ PICKS

SEAN MURPHY FREE NHL PLAY

EDMONTON @ PHOENIX

PICK: UNDER 5.5 goals, -130

TED SEVRANSKY FREE NBA PLAY

NEW ORLEANS @ ORLANDO

PICK: NEW ORLEANS HORNETS +9, -105

Bryan Burke's Son Brendan Burke Dies in a Car Accident

Aaron Bronsteter — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 03:01:00 GMT

We just got a Press Release from Pat Park of the Leafs.

Bryan Burke's son Brendan has passed away.

Many will remember the touching piece that he did with Brendan (who was openly gay) earlier this year.

Pizzo's Points Feb 5th

Rob Pizzo — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:48:00 GMT

CoversExperts - February 5th

Hainser — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 20:52:00 GMT

Hey Hardcores, Cam is in Vegas for Super bowl weekend so today Rob Pizzo will ride shotgun with Rob Pizzola. The CoversExperts crew will be by as well, Sean Murphy with his free NHL play and Ted Sevransky with his free NCAA Basketball play. Let's make those units Hardcores.

ROB PIZZO’S PICKS

NHL

ATLANTA @ WASHINGTON

PICK: OVER 6.5 goals, -115

PHOENIX @ CHICAGO

PICK: PHOENIX COYOTES +185

NBA

HOUSTON @ MEMPHIS

PICK: MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES -5, -105

ROB PIZZOLA’S PICKS

NHL

CALGARY @ FLORIDA

PICK: UNDER 5.5 goals, -135

PHOENIX @ CHICAGO

PICK: UNDER 5.5 goals, -135

NBA

NEW JERSEY @ BOSTON

PICK: NEW JERSEY NETS +13, -105

NCAA BASKETBALL

IDAHO STATE @ MONTANA STATE

PICK: IDAHO STATE BENGALS +9, -105

PORTLAND STATE @ SACRAMENTO STATE

PICK: SACRAMENTO STATE HORNETS +4, -105

COVERS EXPERTS’ PICKS

SEAN MURPHY FREE NHL PLAY

CAROLINA @ BUFFALO

PICK: BUFFALO SABRES reg. -0.5, -120

TED SEVRANSKY FREE NCAA BASKETBALL PLAY

LOYOLA MARYLAND @ RIDER

PICK: RIDER BRONCOS -5, -105

Covers Experts - February 4th

Hainser — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 22:03:00 GMT

Hey Hardcores, Better ride Cam Stewart and Rob Pizzola's picks tonight, Cam went 12-0 last night on MY account. Joining the two resident cappers at HSR will be the guys from CoversExperts, Nick Parsons & Steve Merril. Parsons will have his free NHL play as usual and Merril has a free NBA play. Let's make those units Hardcores!

CAM STEWART’S PICKS

NHL

MONTREAL @ BOSTON

PICK: BOSTON BRUINS reg. -0.5, +105

NY ISLANDERS @ TAMPA BAY

PICK: TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING -145

DALLAS @ COLUMBUS

PICK: COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS -130

WASHINGTON @ NY RANGERS

PICK: WASHINGTON CAPITALS -145

ANAHEIM @ LOS ANGELES

PICK: LOS ANGELES KINGS -150

NCAA BASKETBALL

NORTH CAROLINA @ VIRGINIA TECH

PICK: VIRGINIA TECH HOKIES -3, -105

ROB PIZZOLA’S PICKS

NCAA BASKETBALL

WRIGHT STATE @ VALPARAISO

PICK: VALPARAISO CRUSADERS +6, -105

TROY @ MIDDLE TENNESSEE

PICK: TROY TROJANS +5.5, -105

NORTH CAROLINA @ VIRGINIA TECH

PICK: VIRGINIA TECH HOKIES -3, -105

MARYLAND @ FLORIDA STATE

PICK: MARYLAND TERRAPINS +4, -105

ARIZONA @ WASHINGTON

PICK: ARIZONA WILDCATS +10, -105

OTHER NCAA GAMES THAT DID NOT MAKE THE FINAL CUT BUT I STILL LIKE:

FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL +12.5, -105

SAN FRANCISCO +9, -105

ARIZONA STATE -2.5, -105

CAL POLY SLO +6, -105

SAINT MARY’S CA -19, -105

COVERS EXPERTS’ PICKS

NICK PARSONS FREE NHL PLAY

VANCOUVER @ OTTAWA

PICK: UNDER 5.5 goals, -125

STEVE MERRIL FREE NBA PLAY

SAN ANTONIO @ PORTLAND

PICK: UNDER 194.5 points, -105

Pizzo's Points Feb 4th

Rob Pizzo — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 22:02:00 GMT

CoversExperts - February 3rd

Hainser — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 22:21:00 GMT

Hey Hardcores, Cam Stewart and Rob Pizzola are back to break down tonight's games as usual. The CoversExperts crew will be by as well. Sean Murphy has his free NHL play and Marc Lawrence has his free NBA play. Let's pick some winners Hardcores.

CAM STEWART’S PICKS

NHL

OTTAWA @ BUFFALO

PICK: OTTAWA SENATORS reg. +0.5, -120

CAROLINA @ CALGARY

PICK: CALGARY FLAMES reg. -0.5, -105

ST. LOUIS @ CHICAGO

PICK: UNDER 5.5 goals, -125

NBA

CHARLOTTE @ LA LAKERS

PICK: CHARLOTTE BOBCATS +9.5, -105

NCAA BASKETBALL

SOUTH FLORIDA @ GEORGETOWN

PICK: SOUTH FLORIDA BULLS +13.5, -105

KANSAS @ COLORADO

PICK: COLORADO BUFFALOES +14.5, -105

ROB PIZZOLA’S PICKS

NBA

OKLAHOMA CITY @ NEW ORLEANS

PICK: NEW ORLEANS HORNETS +2, -105

CHARLOTTE @ LA LAKERS

PICK: CHARLOTTE BOBCATS +9.5, -105

NCAA BASKETBALL

ST. BONAVENTURE @ SAINT LOUIS

PICK: ST. BONAVENTURE BONNIES +6, -105

COVERS EXPERTS’ PICKS

SEAN MURPHY FREE NHL PLAY

ST. LOUIS @ CHICAGO

PICK: UNDER 5.5 goals, -125

MARC LAWRENCE FREE NBA PLAY

CHARLOTTE @ LA LAKERS

PICK: CHARLOTTE BOBCATS +9, -105

Pizzo's Points Feb 3rd

Rob Pizzo — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 21:29:00 GMT

Northern Trust Open Six Packs

Hainser — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:38:00 GMT

BLJ’s SIX PACK:

1. Padraig Harrington (26:1)
2. Adam Scott (34:1)
3. K.J. Choi (41:1)
4. Matt Kuchar (41:1)
5. Fred Couples (66:1)
6. J.B. Holmes (125:1)

PIZZOLA’s SIX PACK:

1. Robert Allenby (20:1)
2. Tim Clark (33:1)
3. Mike Weir (35:1)
4. Charles Howell III (45:1)
5. Fred Couples (66:1)
6. Jeff Quinney (110:1)

CAM STEWART'S SIX PACK:

1. Robert Allenby (20:1)
2. Mike Weir (35:1)
3. K.J. Choi (41:1)
4. Charles Howell III (45:1)
5. Rickie Fowler (72:1)
6. Jeff Quinney (110:1)

Covers Experts - February 2nd

Hainser — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:04:00 GMT

Hey Hardcores, Cam Stewart and Rob Pizzola have been scouring tonight's board in search of value. And for added analysis the CoversExperts guys will be by too as well. Nick Parsons has his free NHL play and Dave Malinsky, straight from the strip in vegas has his NCAA Basketball play. Let's make those units!

CAM STEWART’S PICKS

NHL

WASHINGTON @ BOSTON

PICK: BOSTON BRUINS reg. +0.5, -120

NEW JERSEY @ TORONTO

PICK: TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS reg. +0.5, -115

COLUMBUS @ COLORADO

PICK: COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS reg. +0.5, -110

NY RANGERS @ LOS ANGELES

PICK: LOS ANGELES KINGS -160

NCAA BASKETBALL

MISSISSIPPI @ KENTUCKY

PICK: MISSISSIPPI REBELS +11, -105

RHODE ISLAND @ LA SALLE

PICK: LA SALLE EXPLORERS +4, -105

ROB PIZZOLA’S PICKS

NHL

VANCOUVER @ MONTREAL

PICK: UNDER 5.5 goals, -125

COLUMBUS @ COLORADO

PICK: UNDER 5.5 goals, -125

NBA

TORONTO @ INDIANA

PICK: INDIANA PACERS +1, -105

NCAA BASKETBALL

SETON HALL @ VILLANOVA

PICK: VILLANOVA WILDCATS -10, -105

MISSISSIPPI @ KENTUCKY

PICK: MISSISSIPPI REBELS +11, -105

COVERS EXPERTS’ PICKS

NICK PARSONS FREE NHL PLAY

NEW JERSEY @ TORONTO

PICK: NEW JERSEY DEVILS -155

DAVID MALINSKY FREE NCAA HOOPS PLAY

MICHIGAN STATE @ WISCONSIN

PICK: MICHIGAN STATE SPARTANS +2, -105

Pizzo's Points Feb 2nd

Rob Pizzo — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:31:00 GMT

1 on 1 Callers Tournament

Aaron Bronsteter — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 06:24:00 GMT

SCHEDULE:

ROUND 1 MATCHUPS:

C-Pu vs. Marcus in Hamilton – Tuesday, Feb. 2 (play-in matchup)

Brandon in St. Louis vs. Brent in Calgary – Wednesday, Feb. 3

Avry in Edmonton vs. Mitchell in Alberta – Thursday, Feb. 4

Rob in Boston vs. Jay in Detroit – Friday, Feb. 5

Bottom Line J vs. Corey in Sackville – Tuesday, Feb. 9

Miguel in Toronto vs. Tom Albert – Wednesday, Feb. 10

Chuck Brown vs. Wells – Thursday Feb. 11

Gator in Tennessee vs. Mike in Moncton – Friday Feb. 12

Dave in Kitchener vs. Winner of the Play-in Matchup – Tuesday, Feb. 16

Round 2 begins Wednesday, Feb. 17

Covers Experts - February 1st

Hainser — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 22:09:00 GMT

Hey Hardcores....want to make some money? Then check out Cam Stewart and Rob Pizzola's picks. They will break down tonight's board and will be joined by the CoversExperts. Sean Murphy has his free NHL play and Ted Sevransky, who has been on fire has his free NBA play. Let's make those units!

CAM STEWART’S PICKS

NHL

BUFFALO @ PITTSBURGH

PICK: BUFFALO SABRES reg. +0.5, -140

ANAHEIM @ FLORIDA

PICK: ANAHEIM DUCKS reg. +0.5, -150

PHILADELPHIA @ CALGARY

PICK: CALGARY FLAMES -125

CAROLINA @ EDMONTON

PICK: CAROLINA HURRICANES -135

NCAA BASKETBALL

CONNECTICUT @ LOUISVILLE

PICK: LOUISVILLE CARDINALS -6, -105

TEXAS @ OKLAHOMA STATE

PICK: OKLAHOMA STATE COWBOYS +2.5, -105

ROB PIZZOLA’S PICKS

NHL

ANAHEIM @ FLORIDA

PICK: UNDER 5.5 goals, -130

NBA

BOSTON @ WASHINGTON

PICK: WASHINGTON WIZARDS +5, -105

PHOENIX @ NEW ORLEANS

PICK: NEW ORLEANS HORNETS -1, -105

NCAA BASKETBALL

EASTERN MICHIGAN @ AKRON

PICK: AKRON ZIPS -12.5, -105

NORTHERN ILLINOIS @ KENT STATE

PICK: KENT STATE GOLDEN FLASHES -13.5, -105

COVERS EXPERTS’ PICKS

SEAN MURPHY FREE NHL PLAY

ANAHEIM @ FLORIDA

PICK: UNDER 5.5 goals, -130

TED SEVRANSKY FREE NBA PLAY

CHARLOTTE @ PORTLAND

PICK: CHARLOTTE BOBCATS +2, -105

Pizzo's Points Feb 1st

Rob Pizzo — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:38:00 GMT

Close out the winter transfer season on THFS

Brendan Dunlop — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 05:00:00 GMT

There are several reasons why our show is in the prime slot of noon hour. Its the end of half the day, and the beginning of the half of the day you're more likely awake for. It's also a morning show for our west coast friends, and a drive time show for our Euro pals. But more importantly, today our show begins with the close of the January transfer window.

Kristian Jack has returned to Hardcore Country, just in time to avoid the annoying Tiger Woods-type press that the John Terry sexcapade will get in his motherland. With the African Nations Cup wrapping up yesterday, we'll talk to Paul Rhys from Al-Jazeera Sport. He was in Angola for the whole tournament and as long as he makes his morning flight back home to Qatar, he'll join us in the second half

Kick it on The Hardcore Footy Show today at 12pm EST! And hit us up, soccer@hardcoresportsradio.com

Check out my weekend re-cap for The Weekend Wrap heard every Monday from 1-7am EST on HSR with The D-Man Damian Rickards (Please visit the site to view this media)

Covers Experts - January 29th

Hainser — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 21:34:00 GMT

Hey Hardcores, Cam Stewart and Rob Pizzola will break down tonight's board and preview any weekend plays that stand out to them. Also chiming in will be the CoversExperts. Sean Murphy has his free NHL play and Ted Sevransky with his free NCAA basketball play. Let's make some units.

CAM STEWART’S PICKS

NHL

TORONTO @ NEW JERSEY

PICK: TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS reg. +0.5, +110

BOSTON @ BUFFALO

PICK: BOSTON BRUINS reg. +0.5, -125

ANAHEIM @ TAMPA BAY

PICK: ANAHEIM DUCKS reg. +0.5, -150

AWAY GOALS @ HOME GOALS

PICK: AWAY GOALS +3, -110

NBA

WASHINGTO N @ NEW JERSEY

PICK: NEW JERSEY NETS +3.5, -105

MEMPHIS @ SAN ANTONIO

PICK: MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES +5, -105

LAST NIGHT: 3-3, (-0.25 units)

THIS WEEK: 15-15, (-2.80 units)

ROB PIZZOLA’S PICKS

NHL

TORONTO @ NEW JERSEY

PICK: TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS +180

COLORADO @ DALLAS

PICK: DALLAS STARS -125

NBA

CHARLOTTE @ GOLDEN STATE

PICK: GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS ML +110

NCAA BASKETBALL

PENNSYLVANIA @ YALE

PICK: PENNSYLVANIA QUAKERS +8.5, -105

HARVARD @ COLUMBIA

PICK: COLUMBIA LIONS +8.5, -105

LAST NIGHT: 3-2, (+0.90 units)

THIS WEEK: 12-10, (+1.60 units)

COVERS EXPERTS’ PICKS

SEAN MURPHY FREE NHL PLAY

COLORADO @ DALLAS

PICK: DALLAS STARS -125

TED SEVRANSKY FREE NBA PLAY

VALPARAISO @ WISCONSIN MILWAUKEE

PICK: VALPARAISO CRUSADERS +7.5, -105

Pizzo's Points Jan 29th

Rob Pizzo — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 21:15:00 GMT

Covers Experts - January 28th

Hainser — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 22:12:00 GMT

Hey Hardcores, another show and another board to break to down. No off days for Cam Stewart or Rob Pizzola. They will give out their picks as usual and are joined by the CoversExperts. Nick Parsons has his free NHL play and Steve Merril has his free NBA play. Money talks, crappy picks walk.

CAM STEWART’S PICKS

NHL

ATLANTA @ PHILADELPHIA

PICK: PHILADELPHIA FLYERS reg. -0.5, -115

NY ISLANDERS @ CAROLINA

PICK: CAROLINA HURRICANES -125

CALGARY @ PHOENIX

PICK: CALGARY FLAMES reg. +0.5, -130

NCAA BASKETBALL

ST. JOHN’S @ PITTSBURGH

PICK: ST. JOHN’S RED STORM +8.5, -105

USC @ OREGON STATE

PICK: OREGON STATE BEAVERS +3.5, -105

MISSISSIPPI @ AUBURN

PICK: AUBURN TIGERS +4, -105

LAST NIGHT: 5-3, (+1.95 units)

THIS WEEK: 12-12, (-2.55 units)

ROB PIZZOLA’S PICKS

NHL

NY ISLANDERS @ CAROLINA

PICK: CAROLINA HURRICANES -125

NBA

BOSTON @ ORLANDO

PICK: ORLANDO MAGIC -3.5, -105

DALLAS @ PHOENIX

PICK: PHOENIX SUNS -2, -105

NCAA BASKETBALL

ST. JOHN’S @ PITTSBURGH

PICK: ST. JOHN’S RED STORM +8.5, -105

USC @ OREGON STATE

PICK: OREGON STATE BEAVERS +3.5, -105

LAST NIGHT: 2-4, (-2.15 units)

THIS WEEK: 9-8, (+0.70 units)

COVERS EXPERTS’ PICKS

NICK PARSONS FREE NHL PLAY

ST. LOUIS @ EDMONTON

PICK: EDMONTON OILERS +115

STEVE MERRIL FREE NBA PLAY

DALLAS @ PHOENIX

PICK: PHOENIX SUNS -2, -105

Pizzo's Points Jan 28th

Rob Pizzo — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 21:38:00 GMT

Pizzo's Points Jan 27th

Rob Pizzo — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:44:00 GMT

Farmers Insurance Open SIX PACKS

Rob Pizzola — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:23:00 GMT

This is the 58th year a PGA TOUR event has been held in San Diego, beginning with the San Diego Open in 1952. For 48 straight years, the Century Club of San Diego has been the local non-profit organizing body for the tournament. 2010 also marks the 43rd time the event is being held at Torrey Pines Golf Course.

For 18 years Buick was the sponsor of the tournament, but they had to drop out after last year due to bankruptcy. Last week the Farmers Insurance group took on sponsor this year and will determine after the tournament if they continue.

The first two rounds are played on the South and North courses at Torrey Pines. After the 36 hole cut the final rounds are played on the South course.

Farmers Insurance Open
January 28 - 31, 2010
Torrey Pines Golf Course
La Jolla, California
South Course (Home Course) - Par: 72 / Yardage: 7,569
North Course - Par: 72 / Yardage 6,874
Purse: $5.3 million with $954,000 going to the winner
Defending Champions: Nick Watney

BLJ’s SIX PACK:

Hunter Mahan (25:1)

Dustin Johnson (33:1)

Ryan Moore (33:1)

John Rollins (33:1)

Luke Donald (33:1)

Nathan Green (80:1)

PIZZOLA’s SIX PACK:

Ernie Els (22:1)

Charles Howell (30:1)

Luke Donald (33:1)

John Rollins (33:1)

Bubba Watson (50:1)

Kevin Sutherland (80:1)

CAM’s SIX PACK:

Ernie Els (22:1)

Hunter Mahan (28:1)

Charles Howell (30:1)

Luke Donald (35:1)

Brandt Snedeker (35:1)

Bubba Watson (50:1)

Covers Experts - January 27th

Rob Pizzola — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:18:00 GMT

Hey Hardcores, another night, another board to break down. Those units don't make themselves. Cam Stewart and Rob Pizzola will go over tonight's slate of games and the CoversExperts guys will check in too. Sean Murphy has his free NHL play and Marc Lawrence has his free NBA play.

CAM STEWART’S PICKS

NHL

NEW JERSEY @ BUFFALO

PICK: NEW JERSEY DEVILS reg. +0.5, -135

DETROIT @ MINNESOTA

PICK: MINNESOTA WILD +100

CALGARY @ DALLAS

PICK: CALGARY FLAMES +105

ST. LOUIS @ VANCOUVER

PICK: ST. LOUIS BLUES reg. +0.5, +115

NCAA BASKETBALL

CONNECTICUT @ PROVIDENCE

PICK: PROVIDENCE FRIARS +5, -105

TEMPLE @ CHARLOTTE

PICK: CHARLOTTE 49ers +1.5, -105

LAST NIGHT: 4-6, (-3.65 units)

THIS WEEK: 7-9, (-4.50 units)

ROB PIZZOLA’S PICKS

NHL

ST. LOUIS @ VANCOUVER

PICK: ST. LOUIS BLUES reg. +0.5, +115

NBA

LA LAKERS @ INDIANA

PICK: INDIANA PACERS +6, -105

DENVER @ HOUSTON

PICK: HOUSTON ROCKETS -2, -105

NCAA BASKETBALL

CONNECTICUT @ PROVIDENCE

PICK: PROVIDENCE FRIARS +5, -105

NOTRE DAME @ VILLANOVA

PICK: NOTRE DAME FIGHTING IRISH +10.5, -105

LAST NIGHT: 3-2, (+0.90 units)

THIS WEEK: 7-4, (+2.85 units)

COVERS EXPERTS’ PICKS

SEAN MURPHY FREE NHL PLAY

ANAHEIM @ WASHINGTON

PICK: OVER 6 goals, -130

MARC LAWRENCE FREE NBA PLAY

DENVER @ HOUSTON

PICK: HOUSTON ROCKETS -2, -105

A RELENTLESS RADIO OPEN LETTER TO GREG ODEN

Geoff Fienberg — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:12:00 GMT

A RELENTLESS RADIO OPEN LETTER TO GREG ODEN

Dear Greg,

We’ve never met, but for some reason I’ve seen your dick. I know what you’re thinking; how can someone like me have seen your dick??? It’s called the Internet Greg. You see, supposedly a year and a half ago you took a photo of yourself naked in front of a mirror to send to a lady friend. Shockingly, she decided to send it around and it ended up on the Internet. I’m sure you’re angry, but you should really be pissed because it took a YEAR AND A HALF to finally appear on the web.

Here’s a few observations about the situation:

This is how bad the first couple of seasons in the NBA have been for you. Your dick took a year and a half to get posted on the Internet! If I had told the Portland Trailblazers on the night they drafted you that a nude pick of your dick would take a year and a half to end up on the web they would have taken Kevin Durant in a heartbeat! Even Brian Scalabrine’s dick would be up on the web in less than year!

Why did you think this wouldn’t get passed around? If Lisa Leslie from the WNBA sent me a photo of her dick you don’t think I wouldn’t post that fuckin’ thing ASAP?

If you were a women sitting in her office at work and suddenly a photo of the Portland Trailbazers top pick dangling his dick in front of a mirror showed up on your phone you wouldn’t say, “hey, check this out?” to a co-worker? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Also, this type of shit has happened enough that I’m sure that during your rookie orientation some NBA Executive stood in front of all the rookies in the League and said something like, “Hey assholes, don’t take nude photos of yourselves in front of mirrors and send them to women. That type of shit is for retards, and it will end up on the Internet.” This had to have happened.

Were you trying to pick up a women and she said, “I don’t know, your gonna have to send me a picture of your dick before I decide if we’re gonna go out on a date?” Actually, I hope this is the reason.

What I love the most about this is that at least half the NBA players don’t think you did anything wrong. “It’s just a picture of your hammer on the internet. What’s the big deal?”

Actually Greg, you should try and turn this into a positive. You should ask the team if your dick photo can be used as your profile shot in the media guide. You can list, Height, Weight, College Attended and dick length.

Sadly Greg, most people’s reaction when they saw this photo was, “Did he get injured while taking it?”

Covers Experts - January 26th

Hainser — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 22:43:00 GMT

Hey Hardcores, You want picks, We got'em! Cam Stewart and Rob Pizzola will break down tonight's board plus the guys from CoversExperts will be by with their free play as well. Nick Parsons will talk puck and Dave Malinsky has his free NBA play. Let's make those UNITS!

CAM STEWART’S PICKS

NHL

ANAHEIM @ ATLANTA

PICK: ANAHEIM DUCKS reg. +0.5, -150

MONTREAL @ FLORIDA

PICK: MONTREAL CANADIENS reg. +0.5, -145

NEW JERSEY @ OTTAWA

PICK: OTTAWA SENATORS +100

NBA

MINNESOTA @ NY KNICKS

PICK: NEW YORK KNICKS -6, -105

NCAA BASKETBALL

WEST VIRGINIA @ DEPAUL

PICK: DEPAUL BLUE DEMONS +16.5, -105

NORTH CAROLINA @ NORTH CAROLINA STATE

PICK: NORTH CAROLINA STATE WOLFPACK +1, -105

LAST NIGHT: 3-3, (-0.85 units)

LAST WEEK: 14-17, (-5.25 units)

ROB PIZZOLA’S PICKS

NHL

WASHINGTON @ NY ISLANDERS

PICK: NEW YORK ISLANDERS reg. +0.5, +100

NBA

LA LAKERS @ WASHINGTON

PICK: WASHINGTON WIZARDS +8, -105

MILWAUKEE @ DALLAS

PICK: MILWAUKEE BUCKS +7, -105

NCAA BASKETBALL

MICHIGAN STATE @ MICHIGAN

PICK: MICHIGAN WOLVERINES +4.5, -105

KENTUCKY @ SOUTH CAROLINA

PICK: SOUTH CAROLINA GAMECOCKS +7, -105

LAST NIGHT: 4-2, (+1.90 units)

LAST WEEK: 10-14-1, (-4.95 units)

COVERS EXPERTS’ PICKS

NICK PARSONS FREE NHL PLAY

CHICAGO @ EDMONTON

PICK: EDMONTON OILERS PL +1.5, -160

DAVID MALINSKY FREE NBA PLAY

MILWAUKEE @ DALLAS

PICK: MILWAUKEE BUCKS +7, -105