RAGE RECAP - Nov. 14 and Morency's Weekend Picks

HOUR 1

- Morency breaks down the day's action on the Friday Night Freakshow.
- Morency begins the program with some early rage regarding the suspensions handed down by Florida State.

- David in Alabama bats leadoff and talks about some university and college fraternities.
- David gets cutoff in the middle of a huge Morency rant.

- Kyle in Kingston checks in to break down tomorrow's college basketball card.
- Kyle says that he loves UNLV -11 against San Diego tomorrow, even though the number seems high.
- Kyle gets frustrated when Louisville misses a 4th and 10 in the college football game.
- Kyle and Morency discuss tomorrow's Butler/Drake game.

- Covers.com Vegas expert, Dave Malinsky, steps up and in to break down the weekend card.
- Morency and Malinsky both agree that Colorado State is a great play tomorrow against New Mexico.
- Malinsky says that the Lobos will be a flat team since they have no chance of making a bowl game.
- Malinsky thinks that there's no way that New Mexico can be motivated for this game.
- Malinsky advises people to load up on the Lakers in the 2nd half against the Pistons.
- Morency tells Malinsky that he's no worried about the numerous suspensions to Florida State.
- Malinsky is worried about the Seminoles due to the timing of the suspensions.
- Malinsky thinks that FSU's offense might look out of sync because of the lack of practice time with new receivers.
- Malinsky likes Wisconsin this weekend mainly because he thinks Minnesota was a mirage.
- Malinksy thinks that the Badgers will dominate the line of scrimmage on both sides of the ball.
- Malinsky and Morency break down the NFL card.
- Malinsky is not impressed with Kansas City at all, especially since they've went +8 in the turnover margin in the last 3 weeks and lost all 3 games.
- Malinsky thinks that Drew Brees will shread the Chiefs defense.
- Malinsky wouldn't be surprised if the Redskins started to fade in the second half of the season.
- Malinsky talks about this year's college basketball season.
- Malinsky says to watch out for Purdue this season because they played some tough games in the offseason.
- Malinsky thinks that Northeastern is worth a look tomorrow against Providence.
- Malinsky says he's going nowhere near tonight's Hawaii/San Francisco game.

MALINSKY's PICKS:
Colorado State +2 vs. New Mexico (NCAAF)
Wisconsin -13.5 vs. Minnesota (NCAAF)
New Orleans -5.5 @ Kansas City (NFL)
Northeastern +12 @ Providence (NCAAB)

- The Big E'Z in Mississippi chimes in and says he's having a great gambling month.
- The Big E'Z takes a moment to address The Rickster and wants him impeached.
- The Big E'Z says that he's forming a group with Peterborough Pete, Cohen, and Jason in South Carolina called "Organized Crime".

- Wes in Kitchener steps in to talk some OHL after the Kitchener Rangers made a great comeback tonight.
- Wes throws Cohen under the bus for not asking him to join Organized Crime.
- Morency said that Cohen has done this before to Rocco.
- Wes' mother (a.k.a. Mrs. Wes) gets on the line to talk about the Edmonton Oilers.
- Mrs. Wes still cheers for the Oilers even though he doesn't know what's happened to them.
- Wes' father (a.k.a. Mr. Wes) gets on the line to talk about the Montreal Canadiens.
- Mr. Wes is a big Canadiens fan but thinks that Patrick Roy sucks and Carey Price is just alright.

- Councilman Rickster checks in to the tune of the Four Horsemen WCW theme song.
- The Rickster trashes the newly formed Organized Crime group.
- The Rickster says that he will get a petition of 1,000 names to give to Mike Gentile so that Cohen has to do a half hour update from 2:00 to 2:30am.
- The Rickster wonders why Cohen always pauses before answering callers.
- The Rickster is an angry man and vents some serious rage.



HOUR 2

- Morency fires off some listener e-mails.

- Former CFL player, Dave de la Perrelle, joins the program to talk some football.
- Perrelle talks about visiting Cincinnati to watch the Cincinnati/Syracuse game in a couple of weeks.
- Perrelle doesn't think the Alouettes will lose this week, but he expects them to choke in the Grey Cup.
- Perrelle says that Montreal can't get over the hump and win a big game.
- Perrelle thinks that Edmonton can be expoited defensively.
- Perrelle says that the first 10 minutes of the Als/Eskimos game is absolutely crucial.
- Perrelle points out that Wally Buono is one of the best gameday coaches of all-time.
- Morency tells Perrelle that he is leaning towards taking the Lions plus the points in Calgary.
- Perrelle thinks that Henry Burris will do a great job and ultimately the Stampeders will win the game.
- Perrelle is looking forward to throwing it

- Maple Leaf Dave in Vancouver checks in to talk some CFL.
- Dave thinks that the Lions are the play tomorrow because they dominated Saskatchewan last week.
- Dave talks about the Toronto Raptors.

- Jason in South Carolina steps in and talks about the UFC possibly letting Fabricio Werdum go.
- Jason talks about the UFC 91 weigh-in, particularly Randy Couture weighing in at only 220 pounds.
- Jason thinks that Brock Lesnar can only beat Couture by decision.
- Jason agrees to join the Organized Crime group even though he thinks it's a shame that we have to put fellow listeners against fellow listeners.

- Cohen throws out an offer for Rocco to join the Organized Crime group.
- Orville says that Cohen is trying to get Rocco in trouble by joining a group called Organized Crime.

- Jimmy in Montreal chimes in and is excited to see Morency in Montreal.
- Jimmy wants to know who Morency likes in the NFL this week.
- Jimmy wonders what happened to Sports Rage on The Score Television Network.

- Avry in Edmonton calls in and is enraged with The Rickster.
- Avry says that he has changed sides and no longer supports The Rickster.
- Avry asks Cohen if he can join the Organized Crime group ... Cohen allows Avry to join.

- Lee in Ottawa steps in and says that he loved Wes' call from earlier tonight.
- Lee rips the Toronto Maple Leafs organization, much to the dislike of Joanna.

- Morency and Cohen discuss this evening's card.
- Morency says that Rob Pizzola looks exactly like UFC fighter Tamdon McRory.

- Baroni in Arizona checks in and is ecstatic that Amare Stoudemire is having a huge game for Phoenix.
- Baroni debates whether or not he wants to join the Organized Crime group.
- Baroni isn't down with Cohen's Golddust impression.
- Baroni thinks Brock Lesnar is going to squash Randy Couture even though he's going to hate to see it.


AFTER HOURS

- Morency recaps the day's action once more.
- Morency fires off some more e-mails.
- A debate ensues as to whether or not The Rickster is a racist.

- Luke in Saskatchewan bats leadoff on After Hours and says that he was always a big Expos fan.
- Luke prays that there will be more baseball teams brought to Canada.
- Luke and Morency talk about how Vladimir Guerrero was always good to the Expos organization.

- Steel City Steve checks in to break down this weekend's gambling card.
- Steve thinks that The Rickster should apologize for the comments he made earlier.
- Steve says that he's completely scattered on the college board tomorrow.

STEVE's PICKS:
Purdue +18 @ Iowa (NCAAF)
Maryland +3 vs. North Carolina (NCAAF)
Oregon State & California UNDER 49 points (NCAAF)
Oregon State -3.5 vs. California (NCAAF)
Duke +10.5 @ Clemson (NCAAF)
Northwestern +3 @ Michigan (NCAAF)
Navy & Notre Dame OVER 52 points (NCAAF)

- Todd in Canton steps in and has nothing but good things to say about Steel City Steve.
- Todd and Morency discuss the big Kansas/Texas game tomorrow.
- Todd says that he likes South Carolina getting 22 points against Florida.

- Rick in Houston checks in and wants people to get off The Rickster's back.
- Rick says that he wants Sports Rage to become more of a sports show.

- Drew in Nelson checks in
- Drew asks people if they can picture Rickster being their dad
- Drew rips the two cliques and especially Cohen
- Drew makes fun of Wes's step-dad
- Drew talks about meeting Brooke Shields

- Rickster issues an apology
- BREAKING NEWS: Rickster steps down as councilman!

- Orville suggests that with Rickster stepping down that Cohen become the interim councilman
- Cohen declines
- BREAKING NEWS 2: Morency appoints Cohen the interim councilman nonetheless
- Orville proceeds with a Cohen Facebook Update, which exposes Cohen as being on Facebook while hosting the Ragerospective
- Orville also says that his favorite authors (Stephen King and John Grisham) is pretty weak for an English major
- Morency challenges Cohen to name a John Grisham book that was not adapted into a film, he is unable to do so
- Cohen says that he read Stephen King's "The Stand", which Orville refutes, saying that it is 1600 pages in length

- Corey in Sackville checks in and is shocked by the turn of events
- Corey talks about UFC 91
- Corey disses Baroni

- Cohen says that Joanna should be councilman because she is good at cooking
- Cohen is accused of being a sexist and back pedals accordingly
- Morency says that Pizzola looks like UFC fighter Tamdan McCrory (visuals on the website)
- Pizzola says that he's betting against McCrory and is picking Kenny Florian
- Morency makes fun of Cohen for not knowing who Mark Bocek was despite meeting him
- Morency makes some UFC picks and says he will be betting big money on Kenny Florian and will put a few dollars on Randy Couture for entertainment purposes

DICKWADS OF THE NIGHT:

Cohen: Dallas Mavericks (Weekend picks: UNDER in Boston College/Florida State, UNDER in Western vs. St. Mary's, Laval, Edmonton Eskimos, check website for NFL picks)

Orville: Cohen for claiming to read "The Stand" (Weekend picks: Basketball: UNC -30.5 vs. Penn,  Butler +7 at Drake, USC -19 vs. UC Irvine - Football: Arizona St. -36.5, Oregon State -3.5, LSU -16.5)

Joanna: Sarah Palin


MORENCY'S WEEKEND PICKS:

NCAA Football:
Purdue +18 @ Iowa
Maryland +3 vs. North Carolina
Oregon State -3.5 vs. California
Air Force +4 vs. BYU
Texas A&M +8 @ Baylor
Colorado State +2 vs. New Mexico (BEST BET)

Penn State & Indiana OVER 57 points
Texas & Kansas OVER 66 points
Air Force & BYU OVER 51 points
Notre Dame & Navy OVER 52 points
Texas A&M & Baylor OVER 59.5 points
Colorado & Oklahoma State OVER 55.5 points

NCAA Basketball:
Butler +7 @ Drake

CFL Football:
Montreal -5.5 vs. Edmonton
B.C. +6 @ Calgary

UFC 91:
Kenny Florian -175 over Joe Stevenson
Randy Couture +120 over Brock Lesnar (SPRINKLE)

NBA:
Portland -2 @ Minnesota
Indiana +6 @ Chicago


Posted Nov 15 2008, 02:28 AM by Aaron Bronsteter

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Avry in Edmonton wrote re: RAGE RECAP - Nov. 14 and Morency's Weekend Picks
on 11-17-2008 12:13 AM 11-17-2008 12:13 AM

haha great recap as always Orville, although I say Cohen abandons his postion as Councilman before this week is over.

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