I copied and pasted my facebook profile page. Yes I'm that fucking lazy.
Activities:
Racking up DUI's,
Trolling 97th,
Sharing needles,
Avioding the weekly interventions my folks are planning,
mean-muggin random strangers,
Wilding,
selling junk bonds to seniors,
Jumping the homeless on my skateboard,
Eating peachesInterests:
Puppy Dogs and ice creamFavorite Music:
Norwegian Black MetalFavorite TV Shows:
The Sopranos,
The Wire,
Rome,
Oz,
Real Time With Bill Maher,
True Blood,
South Park,
House,
Deadwood,
Lost,
Entourage,
Flight of the Conchords,
CBC documentaries,
The Hour,
30 Rock,
24,
Six Feet Under,
Mr. Show,
god damnit I watch too much TVFavorite Movies:
The Big Lebowski,
Pulp Fiction,
American Beauty,
Borat,
Ancorman,
Im Not There,
Knocked Up,
Volver,
Leaving Las Vegas,
The Departed,
Boyz N The Hood,
Do The Right Thing,
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind,
Being John MalkovichFavorite Books:
Infinite Jest,
Cannery Row,
Grapes of Wrath,
1984,
The Great Gatsby,
A Million Little Pieces/My Friend Lenoard Persuation,
Catch 22,
Prozac Nation,
The Hitchikers Guide to The Galaxy,
Anything by George Pelecanos,
Elmore Lenoard and Hunter S. Thompson,
The Dark Tower SeriesFavorite Quotations:"I have administrative bones to pick with God. I'll say God seems to have a kind of laid-back management style that I'm not crazy about. I'm pretty much anti-death. God looks by all accounts to be pro-death. I'm not seeing how we can get together on this issue, he and I."
Hal- From Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace